1. Miley Cyrus and a naked Miss Teen USA failed to rouse the Northwest Cryobank baby.
2. I had the comforting realization that my child will be spared the shuddering horror of knowing one’s parents once had sex.
3. Childcare in D.C. costs more than $400/week, so this blog may go on hiatus for a few years because that’s more per month than my mortgage.
4. I got started on my baby registry. [Ed. note 11/14/14: This was funny at the time because it linked to a registry of nothing but clown-themed items. Now it’s just a normal baby registry.]