1. I encountered a new Northwest Cryobank ad!

The content of this Urban Dictionary entry is hardly infant-appropriate. That mom’s too busy smelling her baby to notice.

2. I used the high-powered media outlet at which I work to take a bold stance on parenting.

3. I was in CPR/AED/first aid training on Monday. We all had to practice our skills on baby dolls. No one else named their babies! (Mine was Abigail.) What weirdos!