1. I missed the perfect time to give my family a precious gift at 2014 prices. (See above.) This ad indicates a sad lack of diversity in stock-art images of Santa-suited babies. Getty knows what I’m talking about.
3. The year’s best Adventures in Babygetting post, as chosen by Cathy Morris, is “Bravelle, Lady Clomid!” I would like my award money in the form of ModCloth gift cards.
4. I turned 40. Now I will officially be an Old Mom.